[Accidental Voice Post]

...Oh, hey, would you look at that? A wave of misfortune. And by misfortune I mean a whole lot of water. Hey, do I look like Dive Man to you?

[A clatter of metal; someone's heading for the rooftops.]

I still say the cookie thing was lame.

[OOC: Because arks are for dweebs, apparently. Alas, Proto's taking his chances ( Read more... )

"Beware a wave of misfortune."
...You're kidding, right? Gee, some news. This dump's been nothing but a wave of misfortune since the day I got here.

At least this time I don't have to find a way to eat the thing just to get the prize inside.

[OOC: Someone gets sapped of energy and eventually deactivates when submerged in water. Ergo, someone is ( Read more... )

[Accidental Video Post]

[The feed opens to...a wall of scales, oddly enough and ones that are quickly slipping away from the device. A split-second later, a flash of bright red armor appears, and it suddenly becomes apparent that it's not the subjects on the screen that are moving; it's that the device itself is falling. A moment after that, it ( Read more... )

[Accidental Voice Post]

...an, it just figures. Last month it was moms, and now this month it's dads. Yeesh.

[Pause.]

Hey! Will you guys can it already? I mean, c'mon, it's not even like you're real or anything.

[Paaaaaaaaaause.]

Doc. Doc! I said cool it! Yeah, yeah, we know, he sabotaged the guidance system so he could take all the credit ' ( Read more... )

[Voice Post]

[The audio begins almost instantly after the feed switches on, as though the speaker is in a hurry to just get this over with already.]

Man, this is so lame.
You've got to be kidding me!
Poetry is stu--

[Pause. Someone ran out of syllables in formulating his complaint. And then, after it's clear that no, that last syllable is just ( Read more... )

[Voice Post]

Well, what do you know? My Shadow-Bro's back and badder than ever! Now this oughta make for an interesting day.

Man, it's been forever since I had a good battle. C'mon, Shadow-Bro, let's see what you're made of.

...

...Y'know, besides...shadows.

[Voice Post]

[As the audio begins, the sound of something large and heavy pounding against a door can be heard, as can the faint sound of wood beginning to splinter.]

Gee, two years in this dump and what do I get? Santy Claus comes to town. Who'd have thought the big guy'd go to all that trouble for little old me ( Read more... )

hOPe

RiDes

alONe

[OOC: So there is actually a group called The Protomen, who did this dystopian alternate-universe rock opera inspired by the Mega Man games; "Hope Rides Alone" is the first track on their album. And one thing the group members are noted for is never breaking character. So, uh...viral advertising is go ( Read more... )

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[Voice Post]

Gee, what's the world coming to these days, huh? They're actually putting criminals in jail! I mean, talk about outrage! Who do they think they are ( Read more... )